Spanish Pick-Up Lines:

I created this fun book, Spanish Pick-Up Lines, for two reasons.  The first reason is that it is fun.  The second reason is that it is a great way to practice words & phrases that I do not normally use when conversing with Catherine in Spanish.

It is dorky and fun, and I can create an emotional connection with the words and phrases.  When having that fun, it helps to increase my learning and retention speed.  This is not the only way to learn, but it helps me.

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Spanish Pick-Up Lines: A Fun and Educational Journey

Dive into the world of Spanish with “Spanish Pick-Up Lines,” a book that combines humor, romance, and language learning uniquely and engagingly.

Created by Doug Franklin, this book serves as both a source of entertainment and an educational tool for those looking to expand their Spanish vocabulary and conversational skills. There are many more in the genus, so if you would like, please check them out HERE.

Our Spanish Pick-Up Lines Example – If Kissing You Was A Sin:

Si besarte fuera pecado, caminaría feliz por el infierno. – (If kissing you was a sin, I’d happily walk through hell.)

Tengo 206 huesos en mi cuerpo. ¿Quieres darme otro? – (I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?)

The first reason to practice is for the fun.  Well, it is a dorky pick-up line that brought laughter into the house, so check that block!  Yeah!

The second reason is that I am using words that I do not normally use in conversations around the house, like ‘bone’ ‘sin’, ‘hell’, the number ‘206’, and ‘walk’.  We typically talk about things like food for dinner, plans, work schedules, and stuff that needs to get done.  And realistically, if you are telling your spouse to ‘go walk through hell’ regularly, you probably have bigger problems than I can help with!

See?  Fun to boost my positive emotional engagement with the material, and new words that push me to learn and explore.

Funny Spanish Pick-Up Lines:

¡Ey! Mi nombre es Microsoft. ¿Puedo quedarme en tu casa esta noche? – (Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?)

Si estar enamorado fuera ilegal, me gustaría ser tu cómplice. – (If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.)

Yo seré Burger King y tú serás McDonald’s. Lo haré a mi manera y te encantará. – (I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.)

Funny Lines For Him

Mami, tú con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos. – (Baby, you have so many curves and I have no brakes.)

Si ser sexy es un delito, entonces estás arrestado. – (If being sexy is a crime, then you are under arrest.)

Tú tienes los panecillos calientes, yo tengo la carne, hagamos un sándwich. – (You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.)

Funny Lines For Her

Esa camisa te queda bien, al igual que a mí. – (That shirt looks hot on you, as would I.)

Hola. Cupido llamó. Quiere decirte que necesita mi corazón de vuelta. – (Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.)

Señor, voy a necesitar que se aleje del bar. Estás derritiendo todo el hielo. – (Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.)

Dirty Spanish Pick-Up Lines

¿Conseguiste esos pantalones con un 50 por ciento de descuento? Tienen 100 por ciento de descuento en mi casa. – (Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.)

¿Hace calor aquí? ¿O eres solo tú? – (Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?)

¿Puedo pedirte un beso? Prometo que se lo devolveré. – (Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.)

Dirty Lines for Him

¿Eres una chica ecológica? El condón que tengo en el bolsillo caduca mañana, así que ¿por qué no me ayudas a usarlo? – (Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?)

¿Qué hace una buena persona como tú en una mente sucia como la mía? – (What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?)

¿Tienes una pala? Porque te estoy cavando. – (Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.)

Dirty Lines For Her

¿Es un bastón de caramelo en tu bolsillo o simplemente estás feliz de verme? – (Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?)

¿Puedes decirme a qué hora volverás a mi casa, por favor? – (Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?)

¿Sabes qué guiña un ojo y luego jode como un tigre? (Guiño) – (You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink))

Flirty Spanish Pick-Up Lines

¡¿Me estás desnudando con la mirada?! – (Are you undressing me with your eyes?!)

¿Vas a la luna seguido? Porque voy a amarte todos los días. – (Do you go to the moon often? Because I’m going to love you every day.)

Disculpe, creo que me debe un trago. – (Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink.) [And when they ask you why, you can reply with:] Porque se me cayó el mío mirándole/mirandola a usted. – (Because I dropped mine staring at you)

Flirty Lines For Him

¡Eres tan linda que se me olvidó el piropo que te iba a decir! – (You are so pretty I forgot the pick-up line I was gonna tell you!)

¿De qué juguetería saliste, muñeca? – (What toy store did you come from, doll?)

Camina por la sombra, que por el Sol los bombones se derriten. – (Walk in the shade, because sweet candy like you will melt in the sun.)

Flirty Lines For Her

¿Bebes refrescos? Porque luces tan deliciosa. – (Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.)

¿Estás perdido? Porque al cielo hay un largo camino desde aquí. – (Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.)

Hay una fiesta en mi corazón y tú estás invitado. – (There’s a party in my heart and you’re invited.)

Finally, You Might Ask, How Do I Flirt Over Text In Spanish?

Flirting over text messages in Spanish can be a fun and charming way to connect with someone. Here are some tips and thoughts on how to flirt effectively in Spanish:

Use Compliments:

Compliment the person genuinely. Spanish is a romantic language, and compliments can go a long way. For example, you can say, “Eres muy guapo/guapa” (You are very handsome/beautiful).

Emojis and Emoticons:

Emojis and emoticons can help convey your emotions and add playfulness to your messages. A wink 😉 or a heart ❤️ can go a long way.

Engage in Light Teasing:

Playfully tease the person you’re flirting with. Keep it lighthearted and fun. For example, “¿Qué haces tan lejos de casa? Te extrañaba” (What are you doing so far from home? I missed you).

Ask Open-ended Questions:

Encourage conversation by asking open-ended questions. It shows you’re interested in getting to know them better.

Share Personal Stories:

Share anecdotes or stories about your day to create a sense of connection. This helps build rapport.

Use Pet Names:

In Spanish, it’s common to use affectionate pet names like “cariño” (sweetie), “mi amor” (my love), or “corazón” (heart). These can add a romantic touch to your messages.

Show Interest:

If you know what they are passionate about, ask them questions related to their interests. It shows you care about their likes and dislikes.

Be Respectful:

Always remember to be respectful and considerate. Make sure the other person is comfortable with the level of flirting.

Humor:

A well-placed joke or humorous comment can break the ice and make the conversation more enjoyable.

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