Funny Spanish Pick-Up Lines

Funny Spanish Pick-Up Lines:

Humor and fun are important, so when we are using funny Spanish pick-up lines, I personally am not looking for a date.

The normal day-to-day grind of our lives can be overwhelming.  Work can beat you down.  Then money troubles smack you on the head.  Add difficult situations that derail us from our goals, moment to moment.

Keeping a sense of humor is sometimes not only the best answer but the best medicine.

Funny Is Healthy:

Smiling, laughing, and good humor are some of the best ways to improve your health.

The adrenal fight-or-flight stress chemical cortisol literally gets into your body from day-to-day living.  While it helps us sprint away from that saber-tooth tiger.  Cortisol also decreases your immune system and contributes to bad decisions by clouding rational decision-making in your mind.  Try reasoning with someone in a fear state, it’s just not going to happen.

Stress can cause headaches, and manifest in dozens of other negative ways.

The Secret:

About a year ago I stumbled onto a book called The Secret, by Rhonda Byrne, which I have listened to several times on Audible.  It was originally published as a documentary, which I found on Prime Video, ‘The Secret’.  The secret is also in a print version.  The Audible version is the one I am most familiar with, and a very soothing listen.

I think it was the fifth chapter that did a really great job of explaining how important laughter and good humor are to healing, recovery, and living a healthy life.

If you boost your good feelings through humor and fun, you will naturally reduce stress.  Stress and anxiety degrade your body’s ability to heal.  So if you eliminate stress by laughing you create a positive feedback loop in your body.  That is the crux of the laughter and fun chapters in The Secret.

So literally, the more you laugh the healthier you can become.  That by itself is enough motivation for me to find that as a better way.

19 Funny Lines From The Book:

1. ¡Ey! Mi nombre es Microsoft. ¿Puedo quedarme en tu casa esta noche? – (Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?)
2. Si estar enamorado fuera ilegal, me gustaría ser tu cómplice. – (If being in love was illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.)
3. Yo seré Burger King y tú serás McDonald’s. Lo haré a mi manera y te encantará. – (I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.)
4. Mami, tú con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos. – (Baby, you have so many curves and I have no brakes.)
5. Si ser sexy es un delito, entonces estás arrestado. – (If being sexy is a crime, then you are under arrest.)
6. Tú tienes los panecillos calientes, yo tengo la carne, hagamos un sándwich. – (You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.)

7. Esa camisa te queda bien, al igual que a mí. – (That shirt looks hot on you, as would I.)

8. Hola. Cupido llamó. Quiere decirte que necesita mi corazón de vuelta. – (Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.)
9. Señor, voy a necesitar que se aleje del bar. Estás derritiendo todo el hielo. – (Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.)
10. ¿Te llamas Winter? Porque vendrás pronto. – (Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.)
11. Debes ser una escoba, porque acabas de arrastrarme. – (You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.)
12. Eres como las velas de mi menorá… calentándote cada día más. – (You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.)
13. Fui a Alabama para ir a la universidad. ¿Quieres rodar Tide Roll conmigo? – (I went to Alabama for college. Want to Roll Tide Roll with me?)

14. La vida sin ti es como un lápiz roto. Inútil. – (Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.)

15. Mi mamá dijo que encontró una chica hermosa e inteligente para mí. ¿Eres tu? – (My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?)
16. Pasas tanto tiempo en mi mente que debería cobrarte el alquiler. – (You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.)
17. Si Disney es el lugar más feliz de la Tierra, en tus brazos está sin duda el lugar más feliz del universo. – (If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.)
18. Soy matemático, dame tu número y luego te mostraré cómo divido y multiplico. – (I’m a mathematician, give me your number and I will show you how I divide and multiply later.)
19. Tú tienes los panecillos calientes, yo tengo la carne, hagamos un sándwich. – (You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.)

Some More Cheesy Pickup Lines:

If you are interested here are some more fun and VERY cheesy pickup lines!

Here’s a hint, there are probably better times to practice food-based words than when you are hungry!

You get Cheesy Pickup Lines In Spanish, and every line is about food!  Just sweet torture!

Please give them a look!  Hopefully, you will get to enjoy these too.