29 Very CHEESY Pickup Lines in Spanish!

29 VERY Cheesy Pickup Lines in Spanish!

Taco Tuesday!
Taco Tuesday!

Welcome to our Taco Tuesday Doug’s Learning Spanish Update, where not only am I hungry, but that got me thinking about CHEESY Pickup Lines in Spanish!

Get it!  Hungry and thinking about cheese!

Don’t worry!  I’ll be here all week!


This is what we get when Doug writes hungry with two more hours before dinner with Catherine!

ANYWAY!  I believe these are all new and NOT included in our fun Spanish Pick Up Lines book.

Let’s Get Some Cheesy Spanish Pick-up Lines!

  1. ¿Eres rallador de queso? Porque me haces sentir agradecido.  –  Are you a cheese grater? Because you’re making me feel grate.
  2. ¿Te caíste del cielo del queso? Porque te ves gouda.  –  Did you fall from cheese heaven? Because you’re looking gouda.
  3. ¿Eres un queso cheddar? Porque eres cursi y sorprendente.  –  Are you a cheddar? Because you’re cheesy and amazing.
  4. ¿Quieres tener una cita conmigo?  –  Do you want to go on a brie date with me?
  5. Cheesy Mozzarella Bites
    Cheesy Mozzarella Bites

    ¿Eres un palito de mozzarella? Porque eres ardiente y cursi.  –  Are you a mozzarella stick? Because you’re hot and cheesy.

  6. ¿Quieres ir de picnic conmigo? Yo traeré el manchego.  –  Do you want to go on a picnic with me? I’ll bring the manchego.
  7. ¿Eres un queso brie? Porque eres bri-lliant.  –  Are you a brie cheese? Because you’re brie-lliant.

    Seven More Cheesy Nuggets!

  8. ¿Quieres ir al cine conmigo? Te compraré palomitas de maíz con queso cheddar extra.  –  Do you want to go to the movies with me? I’ll buy you a popcorn with extra cheddar.
  9. ¿Eres una olla de fondue? Porque estoy sumergido por ti.  –  Are you a fondue pot? Because I’m dippin’ for you.
  10. ¿Quieres ir a mi casa y ver Netflix? Nos prepararé unos nachos con queso.  –  Do you want to go to my place and watch some Netflix? I’ll make us some cheesy nachos.
  11. ¿Eres una hamburguesa con queso? Porque eres un auténtico snack.  –  Are you a cheeseburger? Because you’re a real snack.
  12. ¿Quieres ir al parque conmigo? Traeré una cesta de picnic llena de queso.  –  Do you want to go to the park with me? I’ll bring a picnic basket full of cheese.
  13. ¿Eres una pizza de queso? Porque eres perfecto.  –  Are you a cheese pizza? Because you’re perfect.
  14. ¿Quieres ir a la playa conmigo? Traeré el protector solar y la salchicha con queso cheddar.  –  Do you want to go to the beach with me? I’ll bring the sunscreen and the cheddarwurst.

    Eres Un Sandwich De Queso Asado?

  15. ¿Eres un sándwich de queso asado? Porque eres cálido, pegajoso y delicioso.  –  Are you a grilled cheese sandwich? Because you’re warm, gooey, and delicious.
  16. ¿Quieres ir a un concierto conmigo? Te compraré un boleto y un hot dog con queso.  –  Do you want to go to a concert with me? I’ll buy you a ticket and a cheesy hot dog.
  17. Hot 'n Spicy Cheese Dip
    Hot ‘n Spicy Cheese Dip

    ¿Eres un chapuzón de queso? Porque eres picante y picante.  –  Are you a queso dip? Because you’re hot and spicy.

  18. ¿Quieres ir a un museo conmigo? Te mostraré la exhibición de quesos.  –  Do you want to go to a museum with me? I’ll show you the cheese exhibit.
  19. ¿Eres un plato de queso? Porque estás lleno de delicias.  –  Are you a cheese plate? Because you’re full of deliciousness.
  20. ¿Quieres hacer un viaje por carretera conmigo? Podemos parar en todas las queserías del camino.  –  Do you want to go on a road trip with me? We can stop at all the cheese shops along the way.
  21. ¿Eres una bola de queso? Porque eres el centro de atención.  –  Are you a cheese ball? Because you’re the center of attention.

    Fancy Cheesy:

  22. ¿Quieres ir conmigo a un restaurante elegante? Te pediré el plato de queso.  –  Do you want to go to a fancy restaurant with me? I’ll order you the cheese platter.
  23. ¿Eres un rizo de queso? Porque eres divertido y adictivo.  –  Are you a cheese curl? Because you’re fun and addicting.
  24. Cheesy Delicious Pizza
    Cheesy Delicious Pizza

    ¿Quieres ir a mi casa y jugar videojuegos? Voy a pedirnos una pizza con queso.  –  Do you want to go to my place and play video games? I’ll order us some cheesy pizza.

  25. ¿Eres un genio del queso? Porque eres mágico.  –  Are you a cheese whiz? Because you’re magical.
  26. ¿Quieres ir a la tienda conmigo? Te compraré un bloque de tu queso favorito.  –  Do you want to go to the store with me? I’ll buy you a block of your favorite cheese.
  27. ¿Eres un requesón? Porque eres delicioso y chirriante.  –  Are you a cheese curds? Because you’re delicious and squeaky.
  28. ¿Quieres venir a mi casa y ver una película? Nos prepararé unas palomitas de maíz con queso.  –  Do you want to come over to my place and watch a movie? I’ll make us some cheesy popcorn.

    And Your Final Bonus Cheese Topping

  29. ¡No digas que soy el hombre nacho!  –  Just don’t say I’m nacho man!

This Is What Happens With Cheesy Pickup Lines in Spanish!

Accordingly, this is what happens when we start talking about Cheesy Pickup Lines before dinner!

I hope you enjoyed this fun post!

Subsequently, I did get to test seven or eight of these while Catherine was driving to class after work.  However, she got some laughs while in traffic, so these pickup lines passed the Wifey-in-traffic traffic-stress test!

Please enjoy your night and have a great rest of your day!

Finally, Since They Are Related:

If you have the time, I think you will very much enjoy some more funny pickup lines over here!


Doug F

Dad. Little green Army guy. Over-thinker. All I want out of life is an honest week's pay for an honest day's work!

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